The Sparky One

Robot Master Name:

Dive Man

Robot Master Number:

#DCN031

Real Name:

Geoff Tarbox

Height:

5’ 10"

Weight:

155

Likes:

My dogs, Family Guy (especially Quagmire), South Park, AD&D

Dislikes:

New England winter, college calculus, clowns

Worst Fear:

Perpetual cold weather

Eye Color:

Brown with a slight hint of brown

Hair Color:

Brownish-brown with a touch of fireball blue

Goal:

To get into remixing video game music

Quote:

"…What the hell am I watching? For god’s sake, someone throw a pie!"

Stats:

Dive Man’s the biggest robot master of the group, making him the semi-lummox of the group, a title he’s proud of. Unfortunately, Dive Man is a shy, vaguely antisocial kind of guy and is a man of few words. But around his pals, he cuts loose and acts as casual as he can be (one might say too casual). Occasionally, he may goof up and say the wrong thing, but quickly tries to make up for it. He also studies botany for fun and catalogues various wildflowers he’s found when no one’s looking. 

Powers:

Dive Man can barrel into stuff head-on like a torpedo, but typically passes out from nausea if he does it too often. He can also fire missiles that can chase any chump to the ends of the Earth and then blow him/her off the face of it. Plus, whenever his hearts are full, he can fire these nifty little beams from his sword. Turns into Hammer Brother Dive Man when he puts on a tanooki suit.

Diveman Fun Facts

 

Likes too many games to count, including Legend of Zelda, Silent Hill, Metroid, Castlevania, and Resident Evil
Plays AD&D, but only plays characters with bizarre personality quirks
Is also Spark Man.exe on Darklight Mercenaries, and Spark Mandrill from Alpha Movement 
Collects props from any movies he likes from eBay
Got lost in the woods seven years ago.
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