
The Sparky One
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Robot Master Name: |
Dive Man |
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Robot Master Number: |
#DCN031 |
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Real Name: |
Geoff Tarbox |
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Height: |
5’ 10" |
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Weight: |
155 |
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Likes: |
My dogs, Family Guy (especially Quagmire), South Park, AD&D |
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Dislikes: |
New England winter, college calculus, clowns |
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Worst Fear: |
Perpetual cold weather |
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Eye Color: |
Brown with a slight hint of brown |
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Hair Color: |
Brownish-brown with a touch of fireball blue |
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Goal: |
To get into remixing video game music |
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Quote: |
"…What the hell am I watching? For god’s sake, someone throw a pie!" |
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Stats: |
Dive Man’s the biggest robot master of the group, making him the semi-lummox of the group, a title he’s proud of. Unfortunately, Dive Man is a shy, vaguely antisocial kind of guy and is a man of few words. But around his pals, he cuts loose and acts as casual as he can be (one might say too casual). Occasionally, he may goof up and say the wrong thing, but quickly tries to make up for it. He also studies botany for fun and catalogues various wildflowers he’s found when no one’s looking. |
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Powers: |
Dive Man can barrel into stuff head-on like a torpedo, but typically passes out from nausea if he does it too often. He can also fire missiles that can chase any chump to the ends of the Earth and then blow him/her off the face of it. Plus, whenever his hearts are full, he can fire these nifty little beams from his sword. Turns into Hammer Brother Dive Man when he puts on a tanooki suit. |

Diveman Fun Facts
| Likes too many games to count, including Legend of Zelda, Silent Hill, Metroid, Castlevania, and Resident Evil | |
| Plays AD&D, but only plays characters with bizarre personality quirks | |
| Is also Spark Man.exe on Darklight Mercenaries, and Spark Mandrill from Alpha Movement | |
| Collects props from any movies he likes from eBay | |
| Got lost in the woods seven years ago. | |
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