The Unfunny One

Robot Master Name:	Ring Man
Robot Master Number:	#DCN029
Real Name:	Samuel Cobaltus
Height:	5'11”
Weight:	133
Likes:	Social interaction, universal poetry, being alive.
Dislikes:	Capitalism, indifference, conformity
Worst Fear:	Inibility to Change Anything
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Brown
Goal:	To end that which is brought him to
Quote:	"What a corny pun!"
Stats:	Don't ask me now. I'm too tired. Things used to be funny to me, now they are just funny on the inside. I'm not exceptionally good at anything, but I regardless find ways out of situations. I think I was dead at one point. In fact I'm rather sure of it. All I know is that someone has to pay for what has happened, I just haven't a clue who it is. If you don't understand what I'm saying that is perfectly normal. I stopped making sense long ago.
Powers:	I dunno. Let's see what I can find. Though I'm not 100% sure, I think I have the Ring Boomerang.

Ringman Fun Facts

	I am a professional stand up comedian.
	I picketed with the Writers Guild in New York. I met and talked to Dave Attell there.
	I am, or at least was, Spiderman. It paid very well.
	I starred as Geminiman in the Live Action BoW with Drillman.
	I aspire to be a writer. I am writing a book about how my friends kill the "robots" of society. Most of them are musicians and writers, like me.